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24th September 07, 12:28 PM
#1
-You take more than 10 minutes, standing in your closet unclothed, trying to decide which kilt, shirt, hose, sporran combination to wear.
Dale
--Working for the earth is not a way to get rich, it is a way to be rich
The Most Honourable Dale the Unctuous of Giggleswick under Table
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24th September 07, 12:26 PM
#2
You walk past the young misses section in the department store and wonder if you could fit into a pair of the knee socks on the isle end display.
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24th September 07, 12:26 PM
#3
You go into a drugstore and the cashier says
"Don't you live at such and such"
Because she recognizes you from your kilt.
(BTW this happened this morning)
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24th September 07, 12:31 PM
#4
You care what the exchange rate is between USD and the GBP and CAD.
You can wade through the kilt dreck on ebay at a rate of 50 items per 10 seconds and still recognize the real deal.
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
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24th September 07, 12:40 PM
#5
You look at this entire list so far and just keep nodding your head and laughing at the truth in it. 
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24th September 07, 02:09 PM
#6
When it take longer for you to coordinate your outfit then it does your wife.
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24th September 07, 02:13 PM
#7
 Originally Posted by cacunn
When it take longer for you to coordinate your outfit then it does your wife.
better yet, when you try and get her to co-ordinate her outfit so that it doesn't clash with your tartan..
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24th September 07, 02:14 PM
#8
Originally Posted by cacunn
When it take longer for you to coordinate your outfit then it does your wife.
 Whatever...that never happens to me...
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24th September 07, 02:27 PM
#9
When you feel guilty if you are not wearing one!
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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25th September 07, 04:07 AM
#10
Originally Posted by cacunn
When it take longer for you to coordinate your outfit then it does your wife.
I resemble that remark!
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