Questions people ask

[Alaskan Kilted Guy]

I had that happen a couple days ag in a Joe's Crab Shack. The girl that greeted us was very gothic looking. I was wearing my Nightstalker and Iron Maiden Killers hockey jersey. She said "Maiden!! Sweet!!" My wife said "Ususally people just comment on the kilt." The goth girls eyes them went my neather regions and bugged out of her head. She spent the whole evening hitting on me in front of my family... It was actually pretty funny. My other half got a kick out of it.

Very cool indeed! Some people's kids, huh?

[Tommie]

I was hanging something for my wife once when i smashed my thumb with the hammer.
Hearing the #@^%*&%@*&## My wife asks (Did you hit your thumb?)

She actually asked me that with a hammer in my hand.

[sharpdressedscot]

Don't you jsut love it when someone asks you those type of questions?

[beloitpiper]

I was hanging something for my wife once when i smashed my thumb with the hammer.
Hearing the #@^%*&%@*&## My wife asks (Did you hit your thumb?)

She actually asked me that with a hammer in my hand.

To be fair, there are any number of things you could've smashed with a hammer.

[ardchoille]

Stopped in to a pharmacy on my way home from a ceremony dressed like this:



A woman walks up to me and asks "Do you work here?"

[ardchoille]

Where the heck is that :beatingheadonwall: smiley?

You mean this one?
colonwallcolon

[ccga3359]

Madam, I am an airline pilot, you should have gotten that by seeing my personal parachute.

[JS Sanders]

I've piped at a number of golf tournaments throughout my regions. Virtually every time, a numpty approaches me to ask, "Why on earth would you be playing bagpipes at a golf tournament?"

Here's your sign....

Slainte,
steve

[Mr. MacDougall]

I got off work at the hospital the other day, and went over to the bookstore. I was still dressed in my scrubs, and had my stethoscope hanging around my neck. I was wearing my hospital picture badge on a lanyard around my neck. Guy stops me as I'm walking to the desk to pick up my special order, and asks, "Do you work here?"

D'oh!

[haukehaien]

Possible answers should the question arise again:


“Actually I’m an accordion player and this is my accordion, this is all a clever disguise as I‘m working undercover. It’s all very hush-hush, need-to-know basis sort of thing. ”


"No, they are fake, but so cleverly designed that they are completely indistinguishable from real bagpipes."


“Bagpipes? Bagpipes! The man at the shop told me this was a hurdy-gurdy!“


"No Miss, they are a hallucination and so am I. By the by, the Cheshire Cat send his regards"




Cheers

Jamie

I doubt it will come up again - that's the only time in nearly 10 years of playing - but I love these!