What do you do with your legs?

[Big Homestead]

What do you do with your legs?

1. Sew them to my body everyday.

2. Shave my legs and hope I don't need a brazilian wax.

3. Run them up and down hills until they listen to me.

4. Make them clean their room when they misbehave.

5. Once you teach them, they make very good cribbage opponents.

6. Rent them out the kids who want to look taller.

7. Let photographers use them as model pics for musclemag.com

8. Sometimes take them off and wear them around my neck.

9. Forget them in the car sometimes.

and 10......

By "do"? Do you mean how do I change the oil?"

*Snare and crash*

Cheers

[Ember DarkStar]

I never understood how it was comfortable to sit in a kilt, due to the fact that I thought men did the sme thing that women do when they are wearing skirts, which would be crosses legs. I learned that I was wrong really quick the night I met my boyfriend.

[Ember DarkStar]

Until the night I met my boyfriend, I was confused on men sat in their kilts as well. I always just assumed that they crossed their legs just like women do.

[Nighthawk]

Until the night I met my boyfriend, I was confused on men sat in their kilts as well. I always just assumed that they crossed their legs just like women do.

Hey there!! Welcome!

[sharpdressedscot]

from North Carolina!

[Kiltman]

For years I've seen men sit like women in a kilt. That doesn't work well for me. Let face it men and women are build differently—vive la différence! The sporran makes one able to sit comfortably. On the flip side, I've given more than one young woman a tutorial in sitting in a skirt—amazing how few seem to know how to sit like ladies!

[Jack Daw]

Actually, I just watched that again about a week or two ago. At least one of the officers in the lounge is sitting with his legs crossed.

!!??

Yup. And, another has his knees together. And, when the Col discusses the court marshall with Sinclair, Barrow is seated with is knees apart and the sporran tucked between. It seems to be up for grabs, if you'll pardon the expression.

[Woodsman]

For years I've seen men sit like women in a kilt. That doesn't work well for me. Let face it men and women are build differently—vive la différence! The sporran makes one able to sit comfortably. On the flip side, I've given more than one young woman a tutorial in sitting in a skirt—amazing how few seem to know how to sit like ladies!

This is SO true!! I've noticed this about women. I think that women have been wearing pants for so long now that they don't know how to sit, etc. in a skirt. It's also entertaining to watch a woman in a tight skirt constantly pulling at the hem to check for coverage and account for movement upward during sitting. A guy in a kilt would not look confident if he were to contstantly fuss with the fall of the kilt. You sweep, you tuck and you're finished. Of course the apron, the pleats and the length - the very nature of the kilt help a lot with sitting confidently.