Just how far does this rabbit hole go?

[george7]

Take the blue pill... the blue pill with the white X on it.

[TheKiltedCoder]

I've been doing this since April of this year, and... let me count... I've got 2 SWK standards (Nightstalker tartan), 2 Amerikilts, 1 Alphakilt, 3 SWK Economy kilts (the Amerikilt, Alphakilt, and SWK Economys are all black), a black XKilt, a USAK semi-trad Thompson Grey, a SWK heavyweight Black Watch on order, and I've got two kilts out of some 16 oz Army tartan in progress.

So, (carrying the 5 and multiplying by i), I get something like 10 in current inventory, with 3 inbound.

That's not even counting the accessories (I've now got 4 sporrans, 1 complete sgian and parts of 3 more that I'm going to assemble at some point, a sgian brew, the hose and such like).

I'm scared to death I'm going to come to my senses at 3:00 in the morning at some point, nekkid in my closet, rocking back and forth, hugging them all.

At which point the spouse will stage an intervention and I'll be off the board for a while.

Brian

[Finn]

You just gave me a very unpleasant mental image!

[Southern Breeze]

You just gave me a very unpleasant mental image!

One of the rules of survival on X-Marks... never visualize!

[Livingston]

One of the rules of survival on X-Marks... never visualize!

Which is just as important as "All keyboards and moniters MUST becovered with plastic that will resist all known beverages including but not limited to: coffee, tea, milk and single malt."

[mbhandy]

Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born.
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know.)
Sing it again.

OK your Grandmother knows.

Just enjoy the ride and Kilt ON.

MrBill

[Bugbear]

Different Types
Who wear a day coat
Tartan kilts
Sporran and waistcoat
Perfect fits
X Marks the Ritz

Stolen from Irving Berlin

[Weasel Mender]

One person mentioned a towel, what's that for?

Sass that hopie Southern Breeze, that frood realy knows where his towel is!

Weasel

[Galb]

Let's see how I am doing here...

Step 1. Buy kilts. DONE
Step 2. Buy Hose. DONE
Step 3. Buy flashes. DONE
Step 4. Buy sporrans. DONE
Step 5. Buy kilt pins. DONE
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs. DONE
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks. DONE
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family. DONE

Step 6, 7, and 9 MIGHT be a possibility. Step 10, not gonna happen. I'd rather keep others employed. ;)

[Wompet]

Jamie, don't forget Dinah, Mary Ann, and the members of the caucus race!