Ok, I'm just gonna ask....

[Ozman1944]

Yes, the sporran; if not, then close your eyes and think about England.....

[SoulFyre777]

Ah to be young and the cares of the world weighing so heavily on one's shoulders. When this thread has run its course, SoulFyre, print it and place it in a time-vault set for, say, forty-five years. Open it then, smile, and say with fondness "I remember when...."

Hilarious! Read this to my wife and her response was, "Hold on! When exactly is this going to happen??" lol

[dowofbuchanan]

i have had this problem and the sporran isnt always enough. maybe it is the fact that my cheapo sporran cant hold enough, or maybe its the "enthusiasm" of my youth. guess ill have to get a tank for added support. "honey the guys say i need a tank for medical reasons" sure she will buy that one

[SoulFyre777]

i have had this problem and the sporran isnt always enough. maybe it is the fact that my cheapo sporran cant hold enough, or maybe its the "enthusiasm" of my youth. guess ill have to get a tank for added support. "honey the guys say i need a tank for medical reasons" sure she will buy that one

Worth a try!

[SteveB]

Many eons ago, as a teenager, the sporran saved much embarrassment, even with very little in it. My suggestion to those who are not born wearing a kilt is to wear it in the home for several days to get used to the "feel" of it. This will make the transition to kilt wearing easier and give you the chance to adjust your kit to fit your comfort and needs.

During my teen years I marched with a pipe and drum band. I either carried the colours, or my back supported the bass drum. After the performances most of the band changed into trousers, but three of us who wore the kilt since our youth would stay in our kilts and go to a local church that had opened up a large room to be a teen hangout. We could play our music, both on the stereo and our instruments, as we were wont to do. Most of the time the kilted lads aprons were being held down by the lasses sitting on them. The magic of the kilt.

Slainte

[thescot]

I find that heavy lead shot or even a dumbbell weigh solves the problem. Some folks require more shot than others.

[Ancienne Alliance]

This whole thread is so funny.


Best,

Robert

[thoth51]

Prick yourself with the kilt pin. Your problem should go away.

[Bigkahuna]

"Honey is the cell phone in yer sporran on Vibrate again??? Or are you just happy to see me??"

[Skyelander]

Great resonse, Ozman! I love it.