Women and kilts

**Macman** · 25th March 09, 04:08 PM

Okay, this resurrection must be a record - this thread is over five years old! I'll agree the topic will never go away, though!

**funlvnman** · 25th March 09, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Well, let's see... My wife and I were at a buffet restaurant, and I was at the line holding my tray, trying to decide what I wanted. I felt what seemed like talons go up my kilt and grab my rear end. I dropped my tray- in pain- and turnded around to see a woman who looked to be in her 90's scurrying away with her walker. I just stood in rapt horror... So there you go- my favorite to date.

The real question to be asked is who did she tell that this happened. I bet she got quite the chuckle.

**Brewboy** · 25th March 09, 03:02 PM

I have had many a kilt check from many a lassie, and a few from enthusiastic men as well. One was when MacTavishOfJapan and his new bride came to Chicago and hung out with our rabble. As we were taking pictures outside the first pub on our crawl (the wonderful Duke of Perth) some drunk 20 somethings stumbled by. One of them asked what I was wearing under the kilt, so I came back with a standard quip about good girls asking and bad girls finding out. I was warned that she would find out, and I remarked that she could go ahead if she wanted. She then gave me a kilt check not just under my kilt, but directly under my sporran. Upon finding out "the answer" to "the question" she asked me to join her and her friends for the night. I declined and stayed with the rabble and our guest of honor.

Here is a photo of us grinning like idiots while she asked me to join her:

**Mr. bone** · 26th March 09, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Well, let's see... My wife and I were at a buffet restaurant, and I was at the line holding my tray, trying to decide what I wanted. I felt what seemed like talons go up my kilt and grab my rear end. I dropped my tray- in pain- and turnded around to see a woman who looked to be in her 90's scurrying away with her walker. I just stood in rapt horror... So there you go- my favorite to date.

Was It Madonna or Cher?

**Howard Clark** · 26th March 09, 04:23 AM

Ah yes, but purple is for the Grand Champion.

**Rogerson785** · 26th March 09, 09:40 AM

I have a few kilted stories that I could share as well, but I think my favorite is the young woman that lay down on the sidewalk in Colorado as I was waiting to enter the country club, once horizontal with an upturned head she proclaimed to everyone, “It’s TRUE!”

This year in Aggiville Manhattan KS.

At a country dance club and bar in Colorado Springs, CO

At a California winery.

**Raphael** · 26th March 09, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Rogerson785

At a country dance club and bar in Colorado Springs, CO

The cowboy looked very jealous. Good work.

**ciltmore** · 17th May 09, 03:55 PM

At a country dance club and bar in Colorado Springs, CO
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finally got around to fully reading the rules of the forum, so, uh, ignore my previous comment, if you read it. I apologize. I have now erased it to prevent further embarassment

**Kerr the Walker** · 26th March 09, 10:12 AM

I was waiting in line for the head at an outdoor festival a while back and had two fairly inebriated twentysomethings behind me in line. I'm sure most of you know the phenomenon where the volume of one's voice is diametrically opposed to the amount of suds one has consumed. Well, it held true here, and even though the ladies thought they were whispering, they most certainly were not. I'm not even sure it'd pass for a stage whisper. In any event, they were debating amongst themselves the status of my undergarments when I decided to preempt any drastic action on their part. Turned around, smiled and just said "nope" and turned back around. They just about lost it. I think a combination of learning the answer and finding out that they were not being nearly as stealthy as they thought.

I've had women at work ask the same question, but it being work, I usually just smile.