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  1. 20th February 17, 03:15 PM #401
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    In addition to his extensive holdings in the olive oil business, Vito also founded a fish and chips restaurant franchise. It's no wonder they call him the Codfather. Right now the chain has a special lamb dish—Sheep with the Fishes.
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    Eye doctors live a long time because they dilate.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  5. 28th February 17, 12:21 PM #403
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    The local funeral home just purchased a purple Cadillac. It's a hearse of a different color.
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    A comedian got published post-humorously
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    My reupholstery shop only hires re-foam school graduates.
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    The cosmetic surgeon raised a few eyebrows
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    That's uplifting. I'm not going where this seems to be headed.
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    Can you dig this?

    The arborist got to the root of the problem.
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    Legolas took his own picture.

    It was an elfie.
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  19. 28th February 17, 05:07 PM #410
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    Renault is introducing a new auto called the S-Car. It's said to be fast but unfortunately looks like a snail. A reviewer was quoted as saying,"Just look at that little S-Car go."
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