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    I ran out of the backdoor (without my glasses on) and fell into the cistern. I should have realized that I can't see that well.

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    Whoops, mea culpa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I was going to buy coffee with ice cream, but affogato
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    My uncle was an actor and a meticulous planner. He even planned his own funeral, down to the long journey from the church to the cemetery. It was a trip he repeated many times until he got it just right. He said, "My boy, you just cant re-hearse enough."
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    Rejection is all about who you no.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    A woman used her inheritance to build an addition on her house. It was an heir extension
    Last edited by Mikilt; 19th June 17 at 06:00 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    An idiot is someone who doesn't take know for an answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    An idiot is someone who doesn't take know for an answer.
    Alright, let's keep politics out of this.


    JMB

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    John: What's your favorite Elvis song?

    Bill: The one about the organ.

    John: Organ?

    Bill: Yeah, you know, "Wurlitzer one for the money....."
    Terry Montgomery Groff
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    Alright, let's keep politics out of this.
    My parrot just ate my watch. Now Polly ticks.
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