The Houses of X Marks.

[Dreadbelly]

Correction. I have an eye.

The other one just sort of sits there taking up space. All I really see out of it now is light and dark. There is sort of a big white spot sitting in my vision. I need an eyepatch to cover it because my good eye keeps trying to focus on the white spot that isn't really there.

[ccga3359]

Dread, Unless you count furry animal, and I should qualify NEUTERED furry animals!

No doubt Dread is a furry critter as for the other may I suggest you take the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. We just found out his given birth name and the rabble took a collective gasp! This may be Although my wife has threatened to spade me a few times, got as far as getting the shed door open...

...I've got to learn to lock that sucker up.

[Splash_4]

Dread, you are welcome to share my couch, but my friend, if I ever find you in my bed, I am sorry to say I WILL kick you out! That's sacred territory, me, the missus, the rugrats at times, and the furry animals. And you don't qualify on any accounts. Unless you count furry animal, and I should qualify NEUTERED furry animals!

Now that was funny!