Questions people ask

[beloitpiper]

I was hanging something for my wife once when i smashed my thumb with the hammer.
Hearing the #@^%*&%@*&## My wife asks (Did you hit your thumb?)

She actually asked me that with a hammer in my hand.

To be fair, there are any number of things you could've smashed with a hammer.

[ccga3359]

Madam, I am an airline pilot, you should have gotten that by seeing my personal parachute.

[Nighthawk]

To be fair, there are any number of things you could've smashed with a hammer.

And I have...

[ardchoille]

Stopped in to a pharmacy on my way home from a ceremony dressed like this:



A woman walks up to me and asks "Do you work here?"

[JS Sanders]

I've piped at a number of golf tournaments throughout my regions. Virtually every time, a numpty approaches me to ask, "Why on earth would you be playing bagpipes at a golf tournament?"

Here's your sign....

Slainte,
steve

[Dirk Skene]

I've piped at a number of golf tournaments throughout my regions. Virtually every time, a numpty approaches me to ask, "Why on earth would you be playing bagpipes at a golf tournament?"

Here's your sign....

Slainte,
steve

I think most folks in out part of the country think golf started at Fairfield Bay. Speaking of which why do they call it a "Bay" when it's landlocked in Arkansas???

[Mr. MacDougall]

I got off work at the hospital the other day, and went over to the bookstore. I was still dressed in my scrubs, and had my stethoscope hanging around my neck. I was wearing my hospital picture badge on a lanyard around my neck. Guy stops me as I'm walking to the desk to pick up my special order, and asks, "Do you work here?"

D'oh!

[Ryan Ross]

My favorite question to be asked, while kilted, is: "Are you Irish?"


...I feel a little more sad, every time I hear that one.

[mbhandy]

My favorite question to be asked, while kilted, is: "Are you Irish?"


...I feel a little more sad, every time I hear that one.

Not too strange I was at the Hospital yesterday in my Black Watch HW SWK and a man walks up to me and asked if I was Welsh? I replied Edwards. He shakes my hand and thanks me for wearing a Cilt. He said he had just last year come over from Wales and I told him it was a Black Watch and he said he thought it was but I looked like some one he knew in Wales.
Must have brothers I don't know about

MrBill

[Ryan Ross]

Not too strange I was at the Hospital yesterday in my Black Watch HW SWK and a man walks up to me and asked if I was Welsh? I replied Edwards. He shakes my hand and thanks me for wearing a Cilt. He said he had just last year come over from Wales and I told him it was a Black Watch and he said he thought it was but I looked like some one he knew in Wales.
Must have brothers I don't know about

MrBill

Arg... that's a debacle that doesn't happen every day (thank goodness)! Sounds like another victim of one of these scams: http://blog.albanach.org/2005/04/welsh-tartans.html