If Chuck Norris wore a kilt, he'd wear a bulletproof sporran made out of his own beard hair. Chuck Norris doesn't need a sgian dubh. He just uses a picture of himself.
Just came across this one: When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Best regards, Jake
[B]Less talk, more monkey![/B]
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