Grant's alleged kilt lift

**Detroitpete** · 11th December 09, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by SteveB

Sorry, Grant, a proper "kilt check" is usually performed by a human of the opposite gender.

Opposite gender? Uh-oh--then some of mine don't count now!

**Kilt TN** · 11th December 09, 10:46 AM

Sorry but even if the wind blows it up there has to be someone to observe it

**kiltedsawyer** · 11th December 09, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by David Dubh

So all I want to know is this. If ti was that windy that Grant's kilt was lifted by mother nature, Did he hear her laughing in the wind?

No doubt she was HOWLING with laughter!

**be da veva** · 11th December 09, 01:02 PM

Kilt check, kilt lift....

Does it count or doesn't it.....

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.....

Ok, back to bed...

**Jack Daw** · 11th December 09, 01:36 PM

Not a kilt-check. All it proves is that Grant wears 11 oz-weight kilts.

**robthehiker** · 11th December 09, 04:31 PM

I consider Grant to be a friend and I always support my friends.

I voted "no".

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

The purpose, his reason for being, is entangled with achieving this status.

When he has achieved being kilt checked, he will have a moment of glory, then the rest of his life will be empty and without meaning.

It really doesn't matter to me.

Hahaha!

**Standard** · 11th December 09, 05:52 PM

I will have to begrudginly admit that it was a kilt lift, however Grant is still in desperate need a kilt check (wet dog noses don't count).

**slohairt** · 11th December 09, 06:08 PM

Of course it was a certified, honest-to-goodness kilt check/lift! How could anyone not see that? Plain as day! An invisible maiden passed by and was dazzled by both flowing locks and flowing pleats and just had to take a gander. It couldn't be helped!

(Of course, Grant recently paid me money, so my vote might be suspect...)

**Howard Clark** · 11th December 09, 08:55 PM

Well being from a place where the wind blows cold in the winter. I vote yes, it counts. But is sure ain't like a nice warm hand (or even a cold one seeking warmth).

**DryFly** · 12th December 09, 07:27 AM

From a purely semantic viewpoint I must grant Grant with a "lift". It remains to be seen if a proper "check" ever materializes.

Now that I have expanded my personal lexicon, it appears that I have been "Grant-ed" on a number of occasions!

Congratulations Grant. You are now the namesake of an actual event. Your fame enshrined in our corner of cyberspace.

Jock, you caved in too early on the state/province thing. In your original post, you never defined state as a geographical region or mental awareness/capacity. The capital "S" could have been a rare type-o.