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20th July 17, 11:53 AM
#531
The musician went for a tumble after the replacement surgery. The Dr. checked, and confirmed there was no harmony.
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20th July 17, 12:36 PM
#532
Hear about the grammarian with an ant farm?
He was a pedant with a pet ant.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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20th July 17, 01:52 PM
#533
The churches made bets
Over whose steeple was higher
The measurer sweat
He perspired per spire
Your pardon I beg
A hen, you can't boost her
She won't lay more eggs
Even if you roost her
In a forest hidden
His verse ran free
The poet was sittin'
'Neath the poet tree
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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22nd July 17, 05:17 PM
#534
I got married on a whitewater tour. We lived happily ever rafter.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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28th July 17, 01:53 PM
#535
My father, an avid fisherman, taught me how to tie flies at an early age. Even after all these years, the hardest part is still lassoing the little buggers. I tried ice fishing once, but my catch melted as soon as I got it home.
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28th July 17, 03:52 PM
#536
Due to an equine virus the local rodeo only had two bucking broncos remaining, Sarge and Tim, for the three bareback riding finalists. So, Sarge bucked one and Timbuktu.
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28th July 17, 04:19 PM
#537
Alaskans are proud to sponsor the world's toughest rodeo on Kodiak Island. It is said the bear back riding competition is fierce.
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29th July 17, 08:28 PM
#538
Advance apology because I'm terrible at these...
The sentimental Highlander made a patchwork cloth kilt, and called it....
...a KwILT
(At this point, I may be repeating one)
Last edited by Profane James; 30th July 17 at 07:08 AM.
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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30th July 17, 01:57 PM
#539
What do you call a tuber wearing glasses?
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A spec tater.
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8th August 17, 11:27 AM
#540
Pasta in hell is served al Dante.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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