Things you can't do in a kilt

[Mr. Kilt]

I know one thing I can't do in a kilt.

I can't go run with the bulls in Spain. But that is because I have a gimpy leg and can't run.

However, if I had two good legs and the means to go, I wonder if a kilt would be a good garment to run with... Could get snagged on the horns!

There's a small town just east of us that holds a "running of the bulls" every year at their rodeo. A couple years back they had a team of runners wearing kilts. I would like to think they'd work rather well for running.

[Piper]

Kilts are out of the question for me as work wear. I'm a troubleshooter for an electric utility. Even if I ignore the fact that I'm required to wear a particular type of flame retardant clothing, a kilt would be a bit problematic when climbing a ladder or a pole. Additionally, I don't think even the thickest kilt hose would provide enough padding for the leg irons.