Soothsayer, say unto me the Sooth... add your favorite quote(s)

[Monkey@Arms]

"It is better to be considered a house cat and sit on the lap of pretty girls then to be feared as a tiger and hunted by men." T. Takamatsu

"We always try to kill them with kindness, and if that doesn't work, we shoot them." Alameda County Sheriff C. Plummer

Best regards,

Jake

[Dreadbelly]

All this talk of the glass being half full or half empty.

While everybody is busy talking about it, it is just another glass I have to pick up and wash because nobody else will.

[Fearnest]

"A man's got to know his limitations."
"Dirty" Harry Callahan


"Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid."
Sergeant John Stryker

[Kornbread]

HEre are a couple of my Fav's;
"Here is to good wives and great girlfriends,my they never meet."

"Retreat hell.We are just attacking in a different direction."
Chesty Puller
5 time winner of the Navy Cross and all around Marine

[Frog]

"Ready? I'm always ready - I just never know what for!"
Me.


Frog

[Doc]

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
mark twain

One of my favorites, don't know why it took 3 days to remember it.

[Kiltedfirepiper]

never take life too seriously...you'll never make it out alive....

[angel923]

Yes madam I may be drunk but you are ugly, and tommorow I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Chruchhill I believe

I don't have a drinking problem I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No Problem

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

One I came up with: never stick your hand in a smiling wolf's mouth say wise one armed philosipher

[Streetcar]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that Good Men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain

"You're only as old as the women you feel."
- Groucho Marx

[Streetcar]

"Don't drink water, because fish f**k in it..."
- W.C. Fields