Quote Originally Posted by WClarkB View Post
me? I am stamping out death and disease and getting paid for it to boot. Most of my patients weigh less than 5 lbs, they do not drink nor smoke. Perfect
That makes you most likely a neonatologist (or small animal veterinarian---same difference in many ways). Been there, done that. Former pediatrician come pediatric radiologist, now chief of my dept. I spend so much time in dark rooms in front of multiple computer screens that I am beginning to grow mushrooms under my desk and am developing rickets from lack of sun exposure. Although I do get to interact with my patients directly some parts of my job, which is in my opinion the most fun part of my week.