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16th October 17, 08:26 PM
#601
Jokes about sausages are the wurst.
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16th October 17, 08:34 PM
#602
The meaning of the word "opaque" is unclear.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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16th October 17, 09:11 PM
#603
But calculus and alcohol definitely don't mix, so don't drink and derive.
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17th October 17, 07:55 AM
#604
Authorities take a dim view of people who drive at night without headlights.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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17th October 17, 10:38 AM
#605
With Halloween fast approaching, I expect a spirited exchange of puns for the event.
By the way, I just learned that the winner of this year's Irish National Pumpkin Carving Championship is the perennial favorite, Jack O'Lantern.
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17th October 17, 11:02 AM
#606
Originally Posted by MNlad
With Halloween fast approaching, I expect a spirited exchange of puns for the event.
By the way, I just learned that the winner of this year's Irish National Pumpkin Carving Championship is the perennial favorite, Jack O'Lantern.
My girlfriend wants to dress as Queen of Hearts this year. I suppose I'll follow suit.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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17th October 17, 11:11 AM
#607
Two little girls in ballerina costumes is tutu many!
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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17th October 17, 12:00 PM
#608
Originally Posted by Mikilt
After he paid for it, he asked for his change.
The vendor said, "Change must come from within."
A boy swallowed some coins and his mother sent him to the doctor.
When she inquired about his condition, the doctor replied "No change, yet."
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17th October 17, 03:13 PM
#609
Originally Posted by ThistleDown
But calculus and alcohol definitely don't mix, so don't drink and derive.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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18th October 17, 07:07 AM
#610
This Halloween I was going to dress up as a cardiologist, but I found I just didn't have the heart for it. Then I thought about being an IRS agent but found the thought of it just too taxing.
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