Your worst puns

**tky58** · 17th December 17, 09:21 PM

Kilt. What I will do the next one who calls it a skirt.

**tky58** · 17th December 17, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Blupiper

Celebrated in an M1 Abrahms: Tanksgiving

Celebrated on the Titanic: Sanksgiving

Celebrated in Douglas: Manxgiving (google it--obscure reference.)

JMB

Ellan Vannin approves.

**Mikilt** · 29th December 17, 03:06 PM

I got new beads for my abacus.

It's the little things that count.

**GrainReaper** · 30th December 17, 09:16 AM

I went to dinner with my lass, I ordered the haggis,

It was offal.

**mBoyd** · 2nd January 18, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by ThistleDown

Jokes about sausages are the wurst.

Two years and 600 posts 'til we finally have the wiener of the thread title!

**Taskr** · 2nd January 18, 10:27 AM

I washed my clothes in Tide
because its too cold out Tide

(ty FB poster)

**mBoyd** · 3rd January 18, 04:44 AM

I don't wash my clothes in tie-dye use a washing machine.

**ThistleDown** · 19th January 18, 06:57 PM

I won't be dancing at the first Burns Supper of the year this weekend. My wife washed my sporran and I can't do a fling with it.

**Me cousin Jack** · 20th January 18, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by ThistleDown

I won't be dancing at the first Burns Supper of the year this weekend. My wife washed my sporran and I can't do a fling with it.

well, throw it at the wall and see if it sticks.

**ThistleDown** · 23rd January 18, 09:42 PM

Last year the news got out that Tesco's ground round 'may contain up to 30 percent horse meat'.

I was hobbled, I tell you. I didn't know how Tesco was going to get over this hurdle, but I chomped on it overnight and decided to keep my stock anyway. Ever-seeking his commission, my broker asked if I wanted to up my steak (sic)? I didn't have to think even a bit: neigh, I replied, why flog a dead horse?