Places NOT to wear a kilt!

**Ryan Ross** · 22nd August 08, 01:23 PM

-while competing in MMA competitions.

**Kilted_John** · 22nd August 08, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by ncof300d

Done all three in a kilt

Done two of the three in kilts. If something needs to be done on a ladder, I have no qualms climbing up it to change a light bulb, or whatever. With respect to working under cars, my old black Survival was probably the best piece of clothing that I found for junkyarding. Lots of pockets, and comfortable. Didn't need the toolbox quite frequently.

-J

**CWKchic** · 22nd August 08, 04:01 PM

Your kids first grade class for show and tell

**Tartan Hiker** · 22nd August 08, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Birddog

While participating in a rattlesnake roundup?

You mean like this?

But I NEVER wear a kilt while using a chain saw!

**SteveB** · 22nd August 08, 07:48 PM

My Utilikilt holds the chain wrench and spare chain for sawing logs in the forest.
When felling the trees a kilt makes better sense than trousers... especially when you have to start running very quickly!
Have done the above for decades.
Slainte

**Jerick** · 22nd August 08, 09:54 PM

I agree with the "sitting for long periods of time" thing. I did it twice and it wrinkled the hell out of my pleats. Had to change out of the kilt when I got to the destination because my pleats were bad and everyone that I was with just thought I was chickening out. Jerks... But anyway I am quite surprised that nobody said while swinging on a swing.

**george7** · 22nd August 08, 10:46 PM

When doing something that would tarnish its reputation.

**Jerick** · 22nd August 08, 10:53 PM

OH! I just thought of one! Ice skating! Could you imagine falling on the ice while going regimental. Ouch...

**Cassidy** · 23rd August 08, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Ryan Ross

-while competing in MMA competitions.

Granted he doesn't wear it to fight in, and you wouldn't want to for the same reason most guys don't wear gis anymore, but still. Tell him he can't wear it out to the octagon, and you'll get an Irish Hand Grenade stuffed down your throat.

**Makeitstop** · 23rd August 08, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Friday

To your own funeral.

It is not that I am suggesting that you should not be buried kilted. I just don't plan to ever be at my own funeral.

I would advise against being buried in a kilt. Leave them for the living.

If, on the other hand, you choose cremation, I recommend an acrylic kilt.

I think it would be best to avoid wearing a kilt or any other loose hanging clothing when working with a large wood chipper.