I have never claimed to be the brightest crayon in the box, still, I didn't think I was that far down either.

I have a SWK thrifty. After a long physically intense day, I come home, shower, and put on the thrifty. I went out and grilled some venison, played fetch with the dog, basically lounged. My girlfriend comes over and says hello, and tells me about her day. Then, without skipping a beat, she tells me my kilt is on inside out.

I hope you get as much a chuckle as I did. Sadly, this is not an April Fools incident.