What would happen if Chuck Norris put on a kilt?

[Phogfan86]

Minimally, it would put a serious crimp in the space-time continuum. Perhaps it would rip a hole in the universe.

I'm also inclined to think that it would make the super collider in Switzerland look like a firecracker.

Any other theories?

[McMurdo]

Well if he did I'd hate to be the first guy to call it a skirt.

[HeathBar]

Well if he did I'd hate to be the first guy to call it a skirt.

Calling it a skirt would result in a swift roundhouse kick to the face. And the swiftness of the pleats coming around would probably take your head off, if the kick didn't.

[cessna152towser]

I'd never heard of Chuck Norris until I read this thread and I looked up the name on wiki. I don't think it would make any difference whether he wore a kilt or not.

[Frank McGrath]

I would burn mine.

[Monkey@Arms]

For those not up on pop culture, there is a whole cosmos of ironic Chuck Norris jokes. Typical is "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer . . . but he never cries."

Best regards,

Jake

[Wompet]

For one thing, they wouldn't be able to show those Total Gym ads on broadcast television ...
And I'm not even going to touch the "If Chuck Norris was asked the 'Question'" jokes.

[sharpdressedscot]

His beard would turn plaid.

[Wompet]

No, but you could shave it off, and the yarn spun from it would be enough to weave a kilt length.
And it would have grown back before the yarn was spun.

[Jack Daw]

No, but you could shave it off, and the yarn spun from it would be enough to weave a kilt length.
And it would have grown back before the yarn was spun.

Rather than make him shave, wouldn't it be easier just to use one of his old toupees?