What would happen if Chuck Norris put on a kilt?

**mbhandy** · 20th December 08, 08:55 AM

Now now I am not a great fan of Chuck but I was in one of the episodes that were shot here in Utah. I was a bad guy, One of five and he had wupped our Ars* and he was taking us to Jail. They landed a plane right down Main St. and it took off Twice for the film crew. I even got featured extra pay for the eeppy. I got to growl at Chuck and I still have the Crew T Shirt we had to buy.
The episode was called Swan Song and it was awful. There was even a part where Chuck was to fight Big Foot (Bart the Bear.) Chuck did not even get out of his trailer, He must have been working on his Total Gym?

There really is one set-up in there.

MrBill

**MacMillan of Rathdown** · 20th December 08, 09:45 AM

Chuck Norris jokes are for people who can't spell "David Hasselhoff".

**macneighill** · 20th December 08, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown

Chuck Norris jokes are for people who can't spell "David Hasselhoff".

good one.

Well, tough guy or not, he would probably put it on backwards like a few other celebs anyway (i.e. George Lopez, Richard Branson, etc.)

:mrgreen:.

**Alan H** · 21st December 08, 08:56 PM

David Hasselhoff's one flash of brilliance is to employ, and possibly have a crush (or more) with Corina Brouder.

**pdcorlis** · 21st December 08, 09:00 PM

What is it they say? Ah yes - even A Blind Pig Can Find An Acorn Every Once In A While.

**davedove** · 22nd December 08, 08:19 AM

If Chuck Norris should don the kilt there will be two reactions.

One group will praise how good he looks and what a sensible and manly garment the kilt is.

The other group will talk about how silly a garment a kilt is and how silly he looks in it, just not to his face.

**Rampant Lion** · 22nd December 08, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

If Chuck Norris put on a kilt, he couldn't get asked "the question." Chuck Norris IS the question!

This made me laugh out loud. Well done!

**Galb** · 22nd December 08, 12:58 PM

What is under Chuck Norris' kilt? Another fist.

**unaspenser** · 22nd December 08, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Galb

What is under Chuck Norris' kilt? Another fist.

I love it! My poor brain is too frazzled today to think up any good ones, sadly.

**GreenDragon** · 22nd December 08, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

If Chuck Norris put on a kilt, he couldn't get asked "the question." Chuck Norris IS the question!

Chuck Norris is what's underneath Chuck Norris' kilt.

My favorite Chuck Norris fact:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris