Pirate jokes

**Tartan Hiker** · 24th October 09, 06:41 PM

Zardoz' thread on the pirate day event reminded me of one of my favorite genres of jokes....Pirate Jokes!
I love pirate jokes because 1) I can remember them 2) They don't take long to tell, so you can rapid-fire them at a hapless victim Gatling gun style and 3) They incorporate the "pun" element that is always sure to bring a groan before the laugh.

I'll start off:

What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrby's

What's a pirate's favorite Olympic sport?

Arrrchery

Did you hear about the pirate that went to college?

He studied Arrrrchitecture

**piperdbh** · 24th October 09, 08:08 PM

and a pirates' favorite animal?

aarrrrrrrrrdvark.

his favorite fruit?

orrrrrrrrrrange. (If you talk like me, that one works.)

**Standard** · 24th October 09, 08:16 PM

What's a pirate's favourite holiday?

Arrrrborrr Day.

**Zardoz** · 24th October 09, 08:43 PM

We used this one today at faire,

A woman has a kid dressed as a pirate come to the door on Halloween,

Are you a pirate son?

Yes Ma'am!

Where are your buccaneers?

Under my buccin' hat!

**McMurdo** · 24th October 09, 08:53 PM

3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.

**Nighthawk** · 24th October 09, 08:56 PM

You know how much you have to pay pirates when you hire them?

A buck an ear (Say it out loud!)

**haxtonhouse** · 24th October 09, 09:16 PM

A pirate goes into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle, and orders a drink. The bar tender says "Man that looks like it would really get in your way." The pirate says " Aye, it's drivin me nuts!"