Saturday evening a few buddies and I went to hear a couple new bands that wanted recognition and they offered to play at our community theater that I am a volunteer for. We had a big spring cleaning day there, and to end the day they offered for free their bands.

I was wearing my black, Utilikilt Survival and we were going in. A lady was going in at the same time and saw me. She replies, "I love your kilt!" "Aren't you cold?" Before I could answer, she said, "You are wearing it the proper way, aren't you?" So I replied with, "Why yes, I certainly am! And that is why I am warm, you see, heat rises...." She stopped dead in her tracks, looked at me, looked at the kilt, her face got red, and she quickly went inside. My buddies thought that was so funny.

DALE.