It make me think that someone needs to do a Jeff Foxworthy kind of take off on his " If you _______________...you might be a redneck" skit with a similar version for Scots! (although I dont know if those gents were Scots) eg:
"If you dress your sheep up in LEDs and have the dogs create artwork with them....you might be a Scot"
"If you paid more for your last pair of custom hose than you did for your last car...you might be a Scot"
"If your father has more clothes with pleats in them than your mother does...you might be a Scot"
I've seen that one before, but it always makes me laugh. What a creative mind to have come up with that. Now, if I could just get my two boarder collies trained a little better.....
His Exalted Highness Duke Standard the Pertinacious of Chalmondley by St Peasoup
Member Order of the Dandelion
Per Electum - Non consanguinitam
"If you dress your sheep up in LEDs and have the dogs create artwork with them....you might be a Scot"
Actually, if I remember correctly, these are Welshmen.
There was a "You might be a X-Marker" thread going for a while a few years back - it might still show up in a search.
Originally Posted by Whidbey78
I'd make some crack about them having too much time on their hands, but I just sat here and watched it...four times.
Originally Posted by denmcdough
Brilliant! How do they come up with such stuff??
Well, they did have some time on their hands while watching the sheep to think about it ...
And after dark at the pub to talk about it int:
Originally Posted by Whidbey78
int:
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