Brilliant! thanks for sharing it

It make me think that someone needs to do a Jeff Foxworthy kind of take off on his " If you _______________...you might be a redneck" skit with a similar version for Scots! (although I dont know if those gents were Scots) eg:

"If you dress your sheep up in LEDs and have the dogs create artwork with them....you might be a Scot"

"If you paid more for your last pair of custom hose than you did for your last car...you might be a Scot"

"If your father has more clothes with pleats in them than your mother does...you might be a Scot"

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