Joke: Warning, don't drink while reading

[Eujeankilt]

Bubba's (not our Bubba) sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma.


After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.


Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby. The Doctor replies: "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."



The woman thinks to herself, (Oh, no! Not Bubba, he's an idiot!)


Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor: "Well, what's the girl's name?"


"Denise," the Doctor answers.


The new mother thinks, (Wow! That's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise.)


Then she asks the Doctor: "What's the boy's name?"

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The Doctor replies: "Denephew."

[Kilted KT]

that is bad.. ..good thing I wasn't drinking!

[cessna152towser]

[Splash_4]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I saw it coming and still scolled down!

[McMurdo]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I saw it coming and still scolled down!

Same here but at least I'm not the only one

[ccga3359]

Did you hear about poor old Robertson who fell down the stairs with a entire bottle of scotch without spilling a drop?...










...He kept his mouth shut!

[Tattoo Bradley]

Hahahaha!

[Retro Red]

Loved it! My kinda joke...
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[Dirka Skene]

Ha!
A teenage Scottish lad went to a local tailor to pick out a tartan for his first kilt.
"This is good sir, I'd like me first kilt made o' this one here. An' I wouldn't mind a pair o' matchin' undies too."
The tailor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, I'll call ya when der done."
A few days later, the tailor called the lad and told him that his kilt and underwear were done. The lad raced to the tailor to pick up his order.
Tailor, "There's aboot five yards left, keep it 'case you want somethin' else made of it."
The boy rushed home excited to show his girlfriend. He put on his kilt, but he was so excited he forgot to put on his matching underwear.
He ran to his girlfriends house and banged on the door.
When she answered he said, "Ya like it?!"
She said, "Aye, it's lovely."
The 'regimental' lad tossed up the front of his kilt, "An' this?"
She said, "Aye, that's dandy too!"
He said,"Well, if ya like that, there's five more yards of it at home!"

[Eujeankilt]

Ha!
A teenage Scottish lad went to a local tailor to pick out a tartan for his first kilt.
"This is good sir, I'd like me first kilt made o' this one here. An' I wouldn't mind a pair o' matchin' undies too."
The tailor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, I'll call ya when der done."
A few days later, the tailor called the lad and told him that his kilt and underwear were done. The lad raced to the tailor to pick up his order.
Tailor, "There's aboot five yards left, keep it 'case you want somethin' else made of it."
The boy rushed home excited to show his girlfriend. He put on his kilt, but he was so excited he forgot to put on his matching underwear.
He ran to his girlfriends house and banged on the door.
When she answered he said, "Ya like it?!"
She said, "Aye, it's lovely."
The 'regimental' lad tossed up the front of his kilt, "An' this?"
She said, "Aye, that's dandy too!"
He said,"Well, if ya like that, there's five more yards of it at home!"

You've got to warn us lass. Good thing I wasn't drinkng anything...


Good one.


Dale