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    Joke: Warning, don't drink while reading

    Bubba's (not our Bubba) sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma.


    After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.


    Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby. The Doctor replies: "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."



    The woman thinks to herself, (Oh, no! Not Bubba, he's an idiot!)


    Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor: "Well, what's the girl's name?"


    "Denise," the Doctor answers.


    The new mother thinks, (Wow! That's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise.)


    Then she asks the Doctor: "What's the boy's name?"

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    The Doctor replies: "Denephew."
    --Working for the earth is not a way to get rich, it is a way to be rich

    The Most Honourable Dale the Unctuous of Giggleswick under Table

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    that is bad.. ..good thing I wasn't drinking!

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    Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.

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    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I saw it coming and still scolled down!
    "A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon

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    Hahahaha!

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    Loved it! My kinda joke...
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    Happiness? I'd settle for being less annoyed!!!
    "I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused." - Declan MacManus
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    Ha!
    A teenage Scottish lad went to a local tailor to pick out a tartan for his first kilt.
    "This is good sir, I'd like me first kilt made o' this one here. An' I wouldn't mind a pair o' matchin' undies too."
    The tailor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, I'll call ya when der done."
    A few days later, the tailor called the lad and told him that his kilt and underwear were done. The lad raced to the tailor to pick up his order.
    Tailor, "There's aboot five yards left, keep it 'case you want somethin' else made of it."
    The boy rushed home excited to show his girlfriend. He put on his kilt, but he was so excited he forgot to put on his matching underwear.
    He ran to his girlfriends house and banged on the door.
    When she answered he said, "Ya like it?!"
    She said, "Aye, it's lovely."
    The 'regimental' lad tossed up the front of his kilt, "An' this?"
    She said, "Aye, that's dandy too!"
    He said,"Well, if ya like that, there's five more yards of it at home!"
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    ROFLMAO @ both em
    Knowlege is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

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    If people don't like it they can go sit on a thistle.

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    Hehehehehehehe
    A kilted Celt on the border.
    Kentoc'h mervel eget bezań saotret
    Omne bellum sumi facile, ceterum ęgerrume desinere.


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    "Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.

    "From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.

    "Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."

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