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View Poll Results: Lke Englebert Humperdinck said: "Please release me"
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13th November 07, 03:33 PM
#1
Petition for release
Good people of XMarks, I deplore you to sign my petition for release from the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminaly Kilted. Despite the fact that I have gained 35 Lbs here (tapioca tonight) I am wasting away. Many of you know the nefarious reasons for my incastration here in the flatest land in the world. It is because of the fictitious meanderings of the one they call Panache in that piece of tripe he called Panach and Great blah, blah, blah..
In spite of the fact that he has one hot wife, Panache has many faults. In particular is his jealousy of my gorgeous, flowing, golden locks and firm round buttocks. You must also realize that it was he who invaded my peaceful country, the same country that I liberated 32 years prior. The same country that I so rightfully sit on the throne for*.
Please, I ask of you to write to your local Moderator and ask for, nay, demand my release.
Thank you and...
...Ohh tapioca!
*damn Poutines
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13th November 07, 03:37 PM
#2
Damn it Grant we told you to sit down quietly and eat your porridge!!!
One more out break like this and we'll put you in lederhusen and send you to the facility in Nunavit.
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13th November 07, 03:44 PM
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 Originally Posted by Colin
Damn it Grant we told you to sit down quietly and eat your porridge!!!
One more out break like this and we'll put you in lederhusen and send you to the facility in Nunavit.
Thank you for your efforts to secure my release. However I was thinking a little further south.
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13th November 07, 03:54 PM
#4
Incastration???  How awful for you! 
Regards,
Rex.
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
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13th November 07, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Rex_Tremende
Incastration??? How awful for you!
Yeah, I wasn't gonna touch that one. Er....
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13th November 07, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Rex_Tremende
Incastration??? How awful for you!
Regards,
Rex.
Yes, I overheard Panache say something about my 'short comings' and 'getting my comeuppance'. I wasn't really listening too intently as I was wondering why this guy's wearing a pink kilt.
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13th November 07, 04:01 PM
#7
Incastration is the least they could do for you in the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminaly Kilted. That treatment might firm those buttocks some more.
Brian
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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13th November 07, 04:23 PM
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"The Land of Open Skies" it says on the vehicle plates I am informed.
Ontario is "Yours to discover" so I would be more careful about those so be careful about advertising those "firm round buttocks" 
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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13th November 07, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by McClef
"The Land of Open Skies" it says on the vehicle plates I am informed.
Ontario is "Yours to discover" so I would be more careful about those so be careful about advertising those "firm round buttocks"
"The Land of Open Thi... "WHAT?
Not from my cell window. All I see is bloody wheat!
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13th November 07, 07:20 PM
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