My new title

[Dirk Skene]

Remember when somebody posted the Aristocratic Title generator? Well I took the 1st one that popped up. I decided to try for something more appropriate. After all, everybody that knows me knows I am NOT clergy. “Bishop Lord Dirk the Incontrovertible of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch” just was not really me.

Well this little web site seems to know me better now. Here is what popped up. Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End.

It’s me

[Chase]

Dirk, or should I say Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End, Congratulations on your new title and all it's bestowments.

Chase

[beowulf67]

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!!

[Dirk Skene]

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!!

Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of the neitherworld I am far more festive that thou art, thou very dull errant dread-bolted joithead

(have a nice day)

[beowulf67]

Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of the neitherworld I am far more festive that thou art, thou very dull errant dread-bolted joithead

(have a nice day)

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

I kid because I care

(And a nice day to you as well, your graceful highness sir)

[Dirk Skene]

"......and your father smelt of elderberries."..................

The ole' man smelled of sevral things. Elderberies wern't one of 'em.
See 'ya soon

[Jock Scot]

The correct way to address a Duke is to use the words "Your Grace".Just thought you might like to know,Your Grace.

[Dirk Skene]

The correct way to address a Duke is to use the words "Your Grace".Just thought you might like to know,Your Grace.

You mean to say I was given a fake title

[Jock Scot]

You mean to say I was given a fake title

I could not possibly comment.

[Arlen]

You mean to say I was given a fake title

Of course not. And the square foot of land you got with the title really is yours, too!

I never get good titles from that generator.

The Victorian S*X cry generator, however, is always fun.