My new title

**Dirk Skene** · 25th February 08, 09:33 AM

Remember when somebody posted the Aristocratic Title generator? Well I took the 1st one that popped up. I decided to try for something more appropriate. After all, everybody that knows me knows I am NOT clergy. “Bishop Lord Dirk the Incontrovertible of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch” just was not really me.

Well this little web site seems to know me better now. Here is what popped up. Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End.

It’s me

**Chase** · 25th February 08, 09:44 AM

Dirk, or should I say Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End, Congratulations on your new title and all it's bestowments.

Chase

**beowulf67** · 25th February 08, 10:02 AM

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!!

**Dirk Skene** · 25th February 08, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by beowulf67

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!!

Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of the neitherworld

I am far more festive that thou art, thou very dull errant dread-bolted joithead

(have a nice day)

**Jock Scot** · 25th February 08, 11:31 AM

The correct way to address a Duke is to use the words "Your Grace".Just thought you might like to know,Your Grace.

**Dirk Skene** · 25th February 08, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Jock Scot

The correct way to address a Duke is to use the words "Your Grace".Just thought you might like to know,Your Grace.

You mean to say I was given a fake title

**Jock Scot** · 25th February 08, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Dirk Skene

You mean to say I was given a fake title

I could not possibly comment.

**Galician** · 25th February 08, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Jock Scot

The correct way to address a Duke is to use the words "Your Grace".Just thought you might like to know,Your Grace.

Au contraire! His title is actually GRAND Duke, which is a continental title not used in the U.K. The correct form address for holders of this title is "Your Highness."