A ... walks into a ... thread

[be da veva]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender;
'' Barkeep', I'll have a beer and a mop ! ! ! ''





I know you have 'em, put 'em here.

[McMurdo]

A Duck waddles into a bar and asks
"Got any Gwapes?"

The Barkeep says
"We don't serves ducks here, get out!"

The next day the duck waddles into the bar and again asks
"Got any Gwapes?"

The Barkeep says
"I told you yesterday we don't serves ducks here, if you don't get out I'll nail your feet to the floor"

The next day the duck waddles into the bar and again asks
"Got any nails?"

The Barkeep says
"Nails ... I don't have any nails"

The duck says
"Got any Gwapes?"

[sydnie7]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

[Sionnach]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

and then there was the dyslexic agnostic who was not sure whether or not there was a- dog

[EagleJCS]

A bass drummer walked into a bar - the piper ducked!

[sydnie7]

A priest, a rabbi, and a penguin walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"

[Tattoo Bradley]

My all time favorite one liner:

A horse walks into a bar and the barkeep says "Why the long face?"

[Wompet]

Two men walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.

[Paul]

smeone has to so here goes...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

[McMurdo]

smeone has to so here goes...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

Paul

Someone did already.