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    Speaking of snails...

    Where do you find giant snails?

    At the end of a giant's fingers
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    It's hard to sneak up on a sponge because of their poriferal vision.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    a guest on a fishing trip was having a hard time bringing in a fish. Every time he got a fish to the bank it would get loose. The guide pointed out he was breaking a basic rule saying "Your fish is mine to come land"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikercelt1 View Post
    a guest on a fishing trip was having a hard time bringing in a fish. Every time he got a fish to the bank it would get loose. The guide pointed out he was breaking a basic rule saying "Your fish is mine to come land"
    Och! Fish puns!

    Let me sea what I can think of. I will put my whole heart and shoal into it. I would want to miss an opportunaty to come up with a groaner. Alas, I manta to come up with more, but it was all for the halibut
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    Sturgeon General's Warning: Fish puns may be hazardous to your health and may be haddock forming. Side effects may include herring loss, aching soles, carpal tunnel and bass aches. Sea your doctor.
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    We are experiencing high winds today. I've been watching the shadows of huge limbs sway wildly. I can even see right outside my window the main trunk of a 16" (40 cm) diameter tree swaying with about 5 degrees arc.

    I don't want to lose any trees, so I am cheering for them.

    Yay trees!
    Yay trees!
    You can stand up to the breeze

    I guess you could say that I am rooting for them.
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    You're really going out on a limb with that one. At least you're branching out and getting away from fish puns.
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    What? My fish puns were off the scale!

    Betwig you and I, we should be able to come up with a few, though older ones might ring a bell.
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    A member of the family didn't know that he had an allergy to that species. It was touch and go for a while, but they finally got that fish out of Walter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taskr View Post
    A member of the family didn't know that he had an allergy to that species. It was touch and go for a while, but they finally got that fish out of Walter.
    His allergic reaction was that his walleyes got swollen.
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