Your worst puns

[bikercelt1]

a guest on a fishing trip was having a hard time bringing in a fish. Every time he got a fish to the bank it would get loose. The guide pointed out he was breaking a basic rule saying "Your fish is mine to come land"

[Mikilt]

a guest on a fishing trip was having a hard time bringing in a fish. Every time he got a fish to the bank it would get loose. The guide pointed out he was breaking a basic rule saying "Your fish is mine to come land"

Och! Fish puns!

Let me sea what I can think of. I will put my whole heart and shoal into it. I would want to miss an opportunaty to come up with a groaner. Alas, I manta to come up with more, but it was all for the halibut

[MNlad]

Sturgeon General's Warning: Fish puns may be hazardous to your health and may be haddock forming. Side effects may include herring loss, aching soles, carpal tunnel and bass aches. Sea your doctor.