Quote Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown View Post
... Imagine if you will ...
Your description seems perfectly sensible and donning such an article sounds a relatively simple process. I wonder though how simple it will be after the party and it's time to remove it. Bearing in mind consumption of the better part of a decanter of Port and a few stiff ones at the bar for the road...

I have a vision in my head of a one man wrestling match, complete with two half nelsons and an arial somersault. Maybe partaking in a little less aperitif would help me do the trick? I never was good at numbers.

Cracking idea for a shirt though... Until some ill mannered Oik with one on, decides to remove his jacket at the table [Gawd forbid!]. He'd look like a lost in-patient.