I thought I'd post this for everyone who hasn't seen it and to remind Graham of the perils of whisky. :-D

A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after sampling whisky all night at the local pub.Feeling sleepy he decided to take a nap beside the path.
While he slept,two women came by and saw him lying there.One of them was overcome with curiosity and decided to see what was worn under a kilt.She lifted his kilt and saw that he wore nothing at all.
Her friend said "we should thank him for solving that question".So she took a blue ribbon from her hair and tied it around his endowment.
A while later the Scotsman awoke and staggerd into the bushes to answer natures call.Lifting his kilt he was puzzled by the ribbon.After staring a moment he said "I don't know where you've been laddie,but it's good to see you won first prize!"