Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
hmmmmmmmmmmmm........

With the scotch all drunk
and a mighty thunk
the roast was smashed

The crowd gave a cheer
on the wall a smear
where the mutton crashed

The guards were called
the staff apalled
the hall was trashed

The kilted rabble
in drunken scramble
the staff they flashed!

The guests ejected
their pleas rejected
and rudeness unabashed

Out onto the street
staggered their feet
away they dashed

Poor kilted Robin
who came a callin'
found himself tongue lashed!


Cheers
And yon hairy brute
His own skills astute
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