A kilt!!! call security!!!!

**Alan H** · 12th January 07, 10:43 AM

I feel an Epic Poem coming on,with the ultimate line involving a flying leg'o mutton.

**Panache** · 12th January 07, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Alan H

I feel an Epic Poem coming on,with the ultimate line involving a flying leg'o mutton.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm........

With the scotch all drunk
and a mighty thunk
the roast was smashed

The crowd gave a cheer
on the wall a smear
where the mutton crashed

The guards were called
the staff apalled
the hall was trashed

The kilted rabble
in drunken scramble
the staff they flashed!

The guests ejected
their pleas rejected
and rudeness unabashed

Out onto the street
staggered their feet
away they dashed

Poor kilted Robin
who came a callin'
found himself tongue lashed!

Cheers

**Dreadbelly** · 12th January 07, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

hmmmmmmmmmmmm........

With the scotch all drunk
and a mighty thunk
the roast was smashed

The crowd gave a cheer
on the wall a smear
where the mutton crashed

The guards were called
the staff apalled
the hall was trashed

The kilted rabble
in drunken scramble
the staff they flashed!

The guests ejected
their pleas rejected
and rudeness unabashed

Out onto the street
staggered their feet
away they dashed

Poor kilted Robin
who came a callin'
found himself tongue lashed!

Cheers

And yon hairy brute
His own skills astute
Notes this thread has been Panached.

**Panache** · 12th January 07, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

And yon hairy brute
His own skills astute
Notes this thread has been Panached.

**sirdaniel1975** · 12th January 07, 12:48 PM

Robin, that's the sort of life situations that happen to me.

I once had a Police officer knock at my door, and a neighbor "who was obviously high" accused my friends and I of making a disturbance. When the officer got the full story from the "high neighbor", we were described as 3 ninjas jumping on the roof tops and changing out of our "ninja outfits." Well, I had the last laugh that evening. This happened in January of 2001 in Naples, FL.

Not a kilt story...but just as exciting...