Joke: Warning, don't drink while reading
Bubba's (not our Bubba) sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby. The Doctor replies: "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, (Oh, no! Not Bubba, he's an idiot!)
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor: "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the Doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, (Wow! That's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise.)
Then she asks the Doctor: "What's the boy's name?"
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The Doctor replies: "Denephew."
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