On another thread, there's a group of guys at a parade. It's bucketing rain, umbrellas and raincoats are out, they're soaked.

Now, you know they're going to meet up in a pub. For those who haven't experienced a wool kilt drying in a room, you're in for it. In this picture, you've got quite a number of kilts steaming away.

You also know, like most of you, they're going to a classy place.

Question: how do you maintain the dignity and charm of the kilt, and the attraction, when the place is going to stink to high heavens in minutes?