So it's semi official. I have been in talks with the esteemed M.A.C. Newsome. He'll be making a 5-yard (okay, it's really 6 cuz I'm a big boy) yard knife-pleated kilt in 13 oz. Cian tartan. Payment will be sent Monday when my Paypal clears...

So from those of you who have had to wait on a one-of-a-kind hand-sewn... What am I in for? Sleepless nights? Loss of appetite? A thirst no dram can quench?