Biker as in bicyclist, that is. In my day job I keep an Electra townie bicycle to ride to areas of the community I need to inspect. Today, I needed to investigate a complaint about our lawn crew. I was kilted, but never mind. I got my bike, lifted and swung my leg as I do in pants, but added the swoosh to ensure my posterior had the kilt between it and the seat. The sporran kept the kilt down as I rode.

Unfortunately, my photographer didn’t get a good photo of me riding, but here I am at rest.