The Very Model of a Modern Major-General!


THe obligatory cast photo.


“Yes yes, I am a Major-General!”


“In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral…”


“I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL!” (I never get tired of saying that, do I?)


The sad, sad tale of a lonely orphan boy.


“Hail, poetry!”


“You may go, for you're at liberty.”


“You triumph now, for well we trow, our mortal career's cut short!”