Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
You know what I think you should do? *I* think you should scare up some MacNicol tartan and MAKE him a kilt.

But to get back to the question at hand, you know what I think you should do? You should take him out in the back yard, behind the train tracks and make his eyes roll back in his head.

But, seriously, now. You know what I think you should do?

McLaren.
I AM getting some MacNicol, and I'm going to make traditional kilts for THE WHOLE FAMILY, a la "The Art of Kiltmaking". But...that's neither here nor there.

And about the whole "eyes rolling back in the head" bit. Have you been reading Horse Heaven, by Jane Smiley?

Thank you for your vote Alan!


Be well,