Panache's next kilt

**Bugbear** · 14th August 08, 08:16 PM

Going by what he isn't allowed to wear, I'm guessing he's a Winter seasonal skin tone type with a bit of Summer... Just a guess though.

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 14th August 08, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by kevinkinney

I voted Mackenzie.

He might tire of it some day......33" waist and 41" hips should do for him...I'm pretty sure. Make it long, he's all legs and no torso. Right?

Kevin.

Actually, he's all torso and no legs. His legs are about 6 inches shorter than mine, yet he's about 3 inches taller than me. He fits the standard Stillwater length PERFECTLY!

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Going by what he isn't allowed to wear, I'm guessing he's a Winter seasonal skin tone type with a bit of Summer... Just a guess though.

Pretty much. The only color he gets is BRIGHT RED when he stays out in the sun too long.

Be well,

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 14th August 08, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Alan H

You know what I think you should do? *I* think you should scare up some MacNicol tartan and MAKE him a kilt.

But to get back to the question at hand, you know what I think you should do? You should take him out in the back yard, behind the train tracks and make his eyes roll back in his head.

But, seriously, now. You know what I think you should do?

McLaren.

I AM getting some MacNicol, and I'm going to make traditional kilts for THE WHOLE FAMILY, a la "The Art of Kiltmaking". But...that's neither here nor there.

And about the whole "eyes rolling back in the head" bit. Have you been reading Horse Heaven, by Jane Smiley?

Thank you for your vote Alan!

Be well,

**kevinkinney** · 14th August 08, 09:01 PM

No,

It sounds like Alan has just spent a little too much time at sea.

Kevin.

...Where is the ever-vigilant Panache to moderate the content level of this thread??

**Carolina Kiltman** · 15th August 08, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

Pretty much. The only color he gets is BRIGHT RED when he stays out in the sun too long.

Then we have something in common! The Black Stewart will go well with the sunburn!

**Bugbear** · 15th August 08, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Carolina Kiltman

Then we have something in common! The Black Stewart will go well with the sunburn!

Actually, if he is a Winter, the Black Stewart's black and read is perfect for him. He should look very good in stark black and white with a dash of red.

* I'll try to shush now.