You boys are spoiled over there in Yoo Ess of A! A stint here in Japan would do ya good, where Jerry's wormhole takes a whole, solid week -- just as it does from most other countries... And the shipping is at least $50 per item.

But hey, maybe Jerry would sell me a franchise for Stillwater out here! Standard shipping in Japan is next-day and I've even received some in-country orders same-day before (if I ordered in the morning and the package was arriving from Tokyo).