Something's very, very wrong here

[Phogfan86]

After a brief dalliance with the Isle of Skye tartan, I am now considering ordering a SWK standard weathered Mackenzie.

It is not, however, in my mailbox yet.

I'm concerned something's happened to Jerry. Shanghai'd, maybe, or abducted by feral poodles, perhaps?

[ScottEPooh]

:GASP: Good Lord, not the feral poodles! Let it be something easier to deal with, like perhaps a rift in the space/time continuum!!! Fear not, Jerry, we will save you!!

[Wompet]

Relax - everyone knows that feral poodles are no match for Jerry's highly-trained ninja attack courier squirrels.
Remember the tale of Elvis, who fought off an entire pack of Pit Chihuahuas in order to deliver Riverkilt's leather Nightstalker sporran.

[Weasel Mender]

Jerry's wormhole was plugged up by a flying squirrel that's what it is

Weasel

[ccga3359]

Jerry's wormhole was plugged up by a flying squirrel that's what it is

Weasel

Perhaps you should put down that weasel and fix that squirrel, Phogfan86 needs his friggen kilt!mb

[Nighthawk]

Yeah, man! I ordered a saffron heavyweight about an hour ago. It's not here yet, either. Jerry must be slacking. (Or maybe, as I suspect, he just doesn't like me... )

[McFarkus]

Did you push Enter on your computer keyboard when your ordered the kilts? Usually the mailman rings the bell with my kilt immediately after I push Enter.

[Pleater]

It's probably all those unfinished stories at the foot of the screen - having severally severely banjaxed the space time continuum and not yet resolved the damage it is no wonder that those who rely on outerworldly non temporal transit for unbelievably prompt delivery of kilts are having problems.

One thought, though - have you looked to see if it is already hanging up in your wardrobe?

Anne the Pleater

[BroosterB1]

After a brief dalliance with the Isle of Skye tartan, I am now considering ordering a SWK standard weathered Mackenzie.

It is not, however, in my mailbox yet.

I'm concerned something happened to Jerry. Shanghai'd, maybe, or abducted by feral poodles, perhaps?

The key word here is considering; Jerry's Fine Flying Squirrel Squadron and Alien Technology Time Warp technicians have standing orders not to ship until the decision is definite. Obviously the IOS has some lingering temptation and is impairing the Temporal Psychic Mind Initiator. My recommendation is to give in and buy both.ith:

[Southern Breeze]

Are you checking the right dimension?