I am kilted every day, generally in a tartan. Boston is a very diverse city. Rarely do I get:

"Play the pipes?"
Current answer* is to ask the jean wearer "do you rope cattle?"

"Where is the Parade?"
I just name any city outside of the U.S.

Funeral Today?
"several, I am sure"

Only once, and while wearing a black Utilikilt "What part of Scotland are you from?"
Answer: Boston, Massachusetts U.S.A.

* Answer will have to change in three or four years, as I am learning the pipes, and if my tutor is still working with me by then I should be blowing perfect tunes.

Slainte