All right all right. Grant wants a bit of an ego boost it sounds like


Grant is the most interesting man in the world. Dos Equis beer has respected his wishes to remain anonymous (for fear that he would be asked by every rubber chicken company in the world to be their spokesperson) but the fact remains that the material behind the guy that actor Jonathan Goldsmith plays is Grant's true life story!

Here are the latest interesting things Grant has done in the past week:

*Climbed Grant's Peak (one of his own private mountains, he has 7 including one in the Himalayas and another on Mars) in a kilt.

*Rescued an orphaned giant squid from an underwater fire

*Tamed a ferocious lion on an African Safari by threatening it with the offer of a kilt check, whereaupon it begged to be made into a rug which now graces the parlour of Grant's secret mansion hidden 60 km under Lake Ontario

*Solved the world's hunger problem while doodling on a napkin at Denny's. Got distracted by the cute redheaded waitress who took his plate along with the napkin.

*Performed a kilted Chicken dance in celebration when his private helicopter landed on top of the Eiffel Tower

*Several secret missions which we know nothing about except that he was kilted and there was something about a brewery mentioned....







--Chelsea McMurdo--