People we've strayed again! It appears that only Sydnie7 is reminiscing of my flowing golden locks and taut, firm buttocks as described in detail by Jamie in his Victorian serial:

"PANACHE AND THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIN & TONIC - Pithed Again!"


Might I remind all that I am not Scottish. I've said it before and I say it again. The only Scottish blood in my family is the dried stuff on the ancestral sword.

Now back to how great I am.